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Britt Gillette's Seinfeld DVD (Gift Set) DVD
Review
The preeminent show of the 1990's decade, Seinfeld grew from an
idea of "a show about nothing" into a sacred pop culture icon
- not that there's anything wrong with that.
The show follows the life of comedian Jerry Seinfeld and the exploits
of his "short, quirky, bald guy" best friend, George Costanza
(Jason Alexander), Jerry's neurotic neighbor Cosmo Kramer (Michael Richards),
and Jerry's ex-girlfriend Elaine (Julia Louis-Dreyfus). Through the years,
they're joined by loveable cast of characters that includes Newman, Uncle
Leo, the Soup Nazi, Frank and Estelle Costanza, the Bubble Boy, and countless
others.
The first and second seasons offers the very first glimpse into the world
Jerry, starting with The Pilot (episode 1) which was originally titled
The Seinfeld Chronicles. The first scene involves Jerry commenting
to George about a button on his shirt (the same conversation later takes
place in the last scene of the series finale). These opening episodes
provide insight into the development of the four main characters with
conversations that range from George's initial admission that he'd like
to be an architect (episode 2) to Kramer's propensity for get rich quick
schemes like a make-your-own-pizza pizzeria (episode 4). From day one,
Seinfeld established itself as "must see TV," creating such
memorable episodes as "The Stock Tip," "The Pony Remark,"
"The Deal," and "The Chinese Restaurant".
The third season offers some of the best episodes yet, with classic lines
such as "I think it moved" (episode 18) and "These pretzels
are making me thirsty" (episode 28). The third season also includes
the famous two part episode guest starring Keith Hernandez (episodes 34
& 35), the episode where George has sex with the cleaning woman (episode
29), and the famous pez dispenser show (episode 31).
Below is a synopsis of every episode from seasons one, two, and three
Episode 1 (Good News, Bad News): The pilot episode of Seinfeld,
Elaine's character doesn't yet exist, and Kramer's character (not yet
named Kramer) is more of an unemployed, pathetic, shut-in than the usual
quirky and energetic Kramer. In place of Elaine is a wisecracking waitress
named Claire (Lee Garlington) who never appears in later episodes.
Nevertheless, Episode One shows the flashes of brilliance that made Seinfeld
a cultural phenomenon. The show is essentially about nothing. George
and Jerry do some laundry
Jerry and his neighbor watch some TV
George and Jerry have some coffee
During that time, the dominant
topic of conversation is a girl that Jerry met while taking his comedy
act on the road. She's coming to stay at his place, but he doesn't know
whether he should pull out a mattress for her or not. Kramer, George,
and Jerry debate this until Jerry finds out, once the woman arrives, that
she's engaged
Episode 2 (The Stakeout): Elaine appears in Episode 2 as
Jerry ex-girlfriend and she brings him along to a birthday party. At the
party, Jerry hits it off with the woman across the table from him, but
she leaves unexpectedly before he can get her name. The information he
knows about her is the name of the law firm where she works. Thinking
it would be awkward to ask Elaine what the woman's name was, George and
Jerry decide to "stakeout" her building at lunchtime. But they
need an excuse for why they are standing in the lobby. George suggests
they say they're meeting an architect friend named "Art Vandelay"
- a name and occupation which takes on greater relevance in later episodes
Episode 3 (The Robbery): Perhaps after one of his trademark
bursts into Jerry's apartment, Kramer inadvertently leave's the door open.
Jerry subsequently gets robbed, leading to Jerry's decision to move to
another apartment. When George shows Jerry a new apartment, he decides
that he wants it too. Elaine wants the apartment of whoever gives up the
one they're in
Episode 4 (Male Unbonding): Jerry ponders a few courses
of action when he sees that he no longer has anything in common with a
clingy and obnoxious childhood friend. George has trouble with his latest
relationship. Kramer has the idea to open a chain of make-your-own-pizza
parlors (actually, not a bad idea) and is on the lookout for investors...
Episode 5 (The Stock Tip): Jerry decides to take a weekend
trip with Vanessa, the woman he tracked down in Episode 2. George warns
against it, saying that weekend getaways are relationship killers. George
also offers advice on a stock tip from his friend Simons who heard from
Wilkinson, an "inside" guy he knows. Jerry and George both buy
into the stock of Cendrex - a company which has devised a new technique
for televising opera. Meanwhile, Elaine's boyfriend has a pair of cats
enflaming her allergies. George and Jerry warn against dating a guy who
has cats. She decides to give her boyfriend an ultimatum - either her
or the cats. As George predicted, Vanessa and Jerry's weekend is a miserable
failure. When the stock starts going down, Jerry sells. But George declares
"I'm going down with the ship!" Inevitably, the stock pays off
big, and George makes a killing. Elaine reveals that she's been dumped
in favor of the cats. As the episode concludes, George lets Jerry and
Elaine in on another stock tip, a super secret company with "a new
type of robot butcher"
Season Two
Episode 6 (The Ex-Girlfriend): George has doubts about
his current relationship that he broke off. Elaine is curious about a
relationship that she has with a guy in her building that has degenerated
over the past two years. Jerry is reluctantly drawn into George's ex-relationship
when he picks up some books left at her apartment. Although he wants to
break it off with her, she has this "psycho-sexual" hold over
him and he becomes worried about what George might think if he lets this
relationship develop. Elaine confronts the guy in her building and Jerry's
relationship may be in jeopardy when his girlfriend sees his act
Episode 7 (The Pony Remark): Jerry's parents come to town
for a 50th Anniversary party for Manya. Jerry brings Elaine with him to
the dinner (where we meet Uncle Leo for the first time). Jerry and Elaine's
conversation eventually turns to ponies, and Jerry says "I hate anyone
who had a pony when they were little". Manya, who had a pony, gets
upset and makes a scene. The next day, Manya is dead. Jerry is left with
the conundrum of deciding to go to either the funeral or his championship
softball game scheduled for the same time. Elaine makes an attempt to
get Manya's rent-controlled apartment when she hears that Manya's husband
is moving to Arizona
Episode 8 (The Jacket): Jerry purchases a really expensive
suede jacket with a red and white striped interior lining. He wears it
out when he and George go to meet Elaine and her father, Alton Benes,
for dinner. When George and Jerry arrive in the hotel lobby, Alton is
waiting, but Elaine arrived yet. George and Jerry spend most of the episode
suffering through a terrible conversation with Elaine's father. When Elaine
finally arrives, we learn that Kramer needed her help for "two minutes"
which turned into a much longer adventure. When it begins to snow, Jerry
turns his jacket inside out to protect the suede, but Alton Benes goes
ballistic, insisting he won't be seen in public with someone who looks
so foolish. The snow inevitably ruins the coat
Episode 9 (The Phone Message): When George turns down an
invitation to go upstairs for coffee with his girlfriend, he later realizes
he made a mistake. He calls the woman, leaving a stupid message on her
answering machine. When she doesn't return his call, George begins leaving
a series of progressively nastier messages. Meanwhile, Jerry breaks up
with his girlfriend because she likes a commercial showing a group of
men lounging around in their cotton Dockers. When George gets a call from
his girlfriend telling him she's been out of town all week, he decides
to break into her apartment and steal the answering machine tape. But
it turns out that his girlfriend's neighbor had already played the messages,
and they thought George was just joking
Episode 10 (The Apartment): Jerry gets to opportunity to
secure the apartment above him for Elaine. Elaine loves the idea, and
the two of them are really excited until Jerry realizes the possible negative
consequences of such a move. He spends the rest of the episode trying
to figure a way out of the situation he's created. Meanwhile, George tries
wearing a wedding band to see if it helps him pick up women
Episode 11 (The Statue): In a box of stuff Jerry's grandfather
left him, George finds an exact replica of a statue that he had broken
in his parent's house years ago. He tells Jerry he'll pick up the statue
later, but before he does, he tells his parents (to their great excitement)
all about it. Meanwhile, Jerry agrees to have the boyfriend of an author
whose latest work Elaine is editing clean his apartment. Jerry is amazed
at the level detail with which the apartment was cleaned, but when George
arrives, they notice the statue is missing. When Jerry and Elaine visit
the author's apartment, Jerry notices the statue in her living room. When
confronted, the boyfriend claims he bought the statue but can't say exactly
where. In the end, Kramer poses as a detective and steals back the statue
Episode 12 (The Revenge): George gets angry and quits his
real estate job when the boss demotes him for using his private bathroom.
Afterward, Jerry and George discuss the options available. Sportscaster
and manager of a major league baseball team are two ideas George comes
up with, but Jerry points out that they tend to reserve those jobs for
"ex-ballplayers and people in broadcasting". Out of options,
the two devise a scheme for George to just return to work like nothing
happened. It doesn't work, and the boss fires George. Meanwhile, Jerry
thinks the laundry mat stole $1,500 he had left in his laundry bag. Kramer
suggests that Jerry exact revenge by filling one of the washing machines
with concrete. At the same time, George and Elaine are carrying out a
revenge plan of their own against George's boss to "slip him mickey"
(like they do in the movies) at the office party. Elaine acts as a diversion,
so George can carry out the plan
Episode 13 (The Heart Attack): In typical fashion, George
overreacts to ailment by insisting that he's had a heart attack. Once
hospitalized, the doctor tells him otherwise, but mentions that George
should have his tonsils removed. While treating George, the doctor and
Elaine exchange flirtations and make a date. But the end of their date
ends in disaster when the doctor spends his time discussing the fascinating
aspects of the tongue. Balking as the expense of a hospital stay to have
his tonsils removed, George listens (against Jerry's advice) to Kramer's
theories about the medical industrial complex designed to pilfer people's
pocketbooks. George agrees to visit a holistic healer recommended by Kramer.
The healer is a total nut, and his proposed cure ends up turning George
purple. As the ambulance speeds to the hospital, the driver and paramedic
exchange words over some missing candy, eventually stopping to fight,
thus delaying George's trip to the hospital
Episode 14 (The Deal): While watching late night TV, Jerry
and Elaine discuss the possibility of having a guilt-free, no-strings-attached,
sexual relationship while retaining their current friendship. Despite
reservations by George, they strike a deal and devise a "system".
But it soon become apparent that the arrangement won't work when Elaine's
birthday arrives and Jerry gives her cash. Elaine's unenthusiastic response
creates and awkward vibe between the two
Episode 15 (The Baby Shower): While out of town for a show,
Jerry agrees to let Elaine use his apartment to host a baby shower for
a friend of hers whom George once dated. George still carries a grudge
against the woman because of the way she acted when his shirt got stained
on their date. Before Jerry leaves, Kramer convinces him to install an
illegal cable hookup. When the baby shower is in full swing, Kramer shows
up with some seedy characters to install the cable, Jerry returns early
from his cancelled show, and George arrives to confront the guest of honor
- inevitably ruining Elaine's party
Episode 16 (The Chinese Restaurant): In an attempt to grab
dinner before a showing of the movie "Plan 9 From Outer Space,"
Jerry, George, and Elaine stop off at a Chinese restaurant where they're
forced to put their names on a waiting list. They end spending the entire
episode waiting for a table (with George impatiently waiting for a man
to stop talking on the pay phone so he can call his girlfriend). During
this time, Jerry sees a woman whose name he can't remember, and Elaine
approaches a table with the intent of eating a stranger's egg roll to
win a bet with Jerry. Everyone gets seated ahead of them, and when they
finally leave in disgust, the host calls out the name for their table
Episode 17 (The Busboy): While out to dinner, George inadvertently
meddles in the life of a busboy, getting him fired. He tries to set things
straight, but he ends up compounding the problem by losing the busboy's
cat. Meanwhile, Elaine has had a weeklong houseguest and wracks her brain
in an attempt to figure out how to get rid of him. Eventually, the busboy's
life is saved and made for the better as a result of his involvement with
George. At least, until he meets Elaine's houseguest...
Season Three
Episode 18 (The Note): While meeting with the physical
therapist, Jerry makes a comment that's misconstrued and the therapist
refuses to work with him. Jerry then consults with his friend Roy (who
is a dentist) to write prescription so that George and Elaine can get
their massage therapy covered by insurance. When George goes in for his
massage, he's surprised to find a male masseuse waiting for him. The whole
experience is a traumatic one for George who explains to Jerry, "I
think it moved". Meanwhile, Kramer believes he cited Joe DiMaggio
eating at Dinky Donuts and spends the remainder of the episode trying
to chase him down. Eventually, Jerry's friend Roy loses his license as
the result of an insurance fraud investigation
Episode 19 (The Truth): Jerry hopes that George's relationship
with a former IRS worker will ease his tax audit worries. But George breaks
up with her prematurely, after already giving the woman Jerry's tax records.
Meanwhile, Kramer is dating Elaine's roommate. He ends up seeing Elaine
naked and breaks her coffee table while having sex with her roommate.
George makes an attempt to get Jerry's tax records back, but finds that
his ex-girlfriend has been admitted to a clinic to treat her rampant depression
Episode 20 (The Pen): Elaine agrees to accompany Jerry
on a trip to visit his parents at their retirement condo in Florida. But
soon regrets the disastrous trip, as the Seinfeld's keep the temperature
abnormally hot, and the sofa Elaine is forced to sleep on has a bar that
sticks in her back all night long. With a messed up back, Elaine takes
some muscle relaxants that cause her to blurt out "Stella!"
when meeting Jerry's parents' friend. Meanwhile, Jerry's capillaries burst
while scuba diving, making him an attractive dinner companion as well.
This episode also sees the debut of the astronaut pen
Episode 21 (The Dog): While on a flight home from a show,
Jerry encounters an annoying passenger who becomes ill in mid-flight.
Since the man has no family, he asks Jerry to take care of his dog, Farfel,
until he gets out of the hospital. With an unruly dog in his apartment,
Jerry doesn't feel comfortable going to the movies. Elaine and George
are disappointed because they have nothing to talk about when only with
each other (because they're friends-in-law through Jerry). Desperate for
conversation, they really hit it off when they start trading Jerry stories.
Meanwhile, Kramer makes yet another attempt to break up with his girlfriend,
while Jerry unsuccessfully hunts for Farfel's owner
Episode 22 (The Library): This episode sees the debut of
the notorious Bookman, a library cop bent on cleansing libraries of the
kind of filth Jerry represents. Bookman comes after Jerry for a copy of
Tropic of Cancer that's twenty-years overdue. To corroborate his story,
Jerry tracks down a former girlfriend. Meanwhile, Kramer (who loves to
read library newspapers on their "sticks") strikes up a romance
with the librarian, breaking the rules and incurring the wrath of Bookman.
Eventually, Jerry gives up on finding the book, although the audience
finds out that he gave it to George, only to have George drop it in the
locker room while receiving a wedgie from classmates with the assistance
of the gym teacher. George wonders if the homeless man outside of the
library is the old gym teacher who got fired as a result of the incident
Episode 23 (The Parking Garage): Jerry, George, Elaine
(carrying a goldfish in a bag), and Kramer (carrying an air conditioner)
leave the mall and begin searching the parking lot for their car. Having
little success, they decide to split up. The entire is spent wandering
through the parking garage. Jerry has to go to the bathroom, but there
isn't one anywhere to be found. Eventually, he decides to go in a corner,
but is picked up by the mall security guard. Jerry blames his act on a
medical condition, saying he risked "uro-miciticsis poisoning"
if he held it in any longer. The guard doesn't buy it and ends up bringing
George for the same thing. Tired of carrying the air conditioner, Kramer
hides it behind a car, only to forget where he put it once all of the
gang is finally reunited and they locate the car. George is upset because
their wasted evening causes him to be late for his parent's 47th anniversary
Episode 24 (The Cafe): Jerry tries helping out Apu, a Pakistani
immigrant who opened up a restaurant across the street. Jerry tells him
to sell all Pakistani food because the would give him a unique business
niche. Meanwhile, George's girlfriend wants him to take IQ test, but he's
afraid to do so because he doesn't want her to know how dumb he is. When
Elaine brags about her IQ, George enlists her to take the test for him
- but Elaine spills coffee on it at the Pakistani restaurant (which George
explains away to his girlfriend by telling her he "climbed out the
window to go get some coffee"). In the meantime, Kramer tries to
keep his mother's ex-boyfriend's jacket because he believes it attracts
women. However, the ex-boyfriend believes the same thing, and he's intent
on getting his jacket back. In the end, the Pakistani restaurant fails
and Apu blames Jerry. George gets caught handing his IQ test out the window
to Elaine
Episode 25 (The Tape): George is excited about a new potential
baldness cure manufactured in China. But when he calls on the phone, the
person who answers only speaks Chinese, so George enlists the services
of the Chinese delivery man to talk for him. Much to Jerry's chagrin,
the delivery man kicks back on his sofa and starts running up a long-distance
phone bill. Meanwhile, Jerry is enamored with the tape he made of his
previous night's performance. It seems that while he was on stage, a mysterious
woman left a range of dirty messages on his recorder. Kramer, George,
and Jerry are anxious to meet the woman. George becomes attracted to Elaine
when reveals to him the secret that she is the mysterious woman. She later
drives George crazy when she pretends to be making a porn video with him
while goofing around for Kramer's brand new video camera. Eventually,
Kramer and Jerry find out that Elaine is the voice on the tape, and they
chase after her too
Episode 26 (The Nose Job): Jerry debates whether or not
to break off his relationship with woman with whom the sex is great but
he has nothing else in common. In one memorable scene, Jerry brain plays
chess with his penis. Meanwhile, George is dating a woman with a large
nose. George wants to suggest a nose job, but doesn't know how to bring
it up. When Kramer meets her, he immediately tells her to get a nose job.
This makes George happy until complications arise with the surgery. In
the end, the woman's nose is fixed and she's beautiful - but she wants
nothing to do with George
Episode 27 (The Stranded): Jerry and Elaine attend George's
office party in the suburbs, where they concoct a series of signals to
help bail each other out of horrible conversations. When George hits it
off with a co-worker, he leaves Jerry and Elaine in order to drive the
woman home. Kramer is hours late in coming to pick up Jerry and Elaine,
and the hosts of the party begin to get angry that Jerry and Elaine are
still in their living room. Jerry apologizes and tells the husband that
he's welcome to drop by anytime. The man takes him literally and shows
up at Jerry's apartment within a week. Jerry's on his way out, but he
feels guilty, so he leaves the guy in his apartment where he and Kramer
proceed to party all night with a prostitute. George later quits his job
because he's uncomfortable following the interlude with his co-worker.
He's later arrested when he tries to shoplift at a drugstore that he thinks
ripped him off ten dollars
Episode 28 (The Alternate Side): Jerry's car is stolen
when the building parking attendant leaves the keys inside. To find out
who has his car, Jerry calls his car phone and car thief answers. He says
he's going to keep the car, but promises to mail Kramer the gloves he
left in the glove compartment. When the parking attendant needs to go
out of town, George agrees to take over his job for him. All he has to
do is move the cars from one side of the street to the other, but George
finds a way to mess it up. Meanwhile, Kramer gets the opportunity to perform
in a Woddy Allen film, dispensing the famous line "these pretzels
are making me thirsty". Elaine is about to break off her relationship
with her 66-year-old boyfriend when he has a stroke in Jerry's apartment.
But the ambulance is delayed in its arrival because of a traffic accident
caused by George's incompetence in moving the cars
Episode 29 (The Red Dot): Jerry and George attend the office
party at publishing house where Elaine works. At the party Jerry hands
Elaine's boyfriend (a recovering alcoholic) the wrong drink, causing him
to fall off the wagon (or is that on the wagon?) Also while there, George
informs Elaine's boss of his wonderful resume which includes reading Mike
Lupica and Venetian Blinds. Elaine gets George a job, so he decides to
buy her a present. He ends up getting an $85 cashmere sweater (on sale
because it has a near-invisible little red dot on it). Elaine soon finds
out and gives it back to George. Working late one night, George has sex
on his desk with the cleaning woman. He gives her the cashmere sweater,
but she tells about their escapade when she discovers the red dot for
herself. As a result, George gets fired
Episode 30 (The Subway): Everyone experiences something
unique while going their separate ways on the subway. George is on his
way to a job interview and pretends to be reading the financial pages
when he strikes up a conversation with a beautiful woman. She convinces
him to skip his appointment and go back to her hotel room. While there,
she ties him to the bed and steals his wallet. Jerry falls asleep while
riding the subway and awakes to find a fat naked man sitting across from
him (while the rest of the passengers are huddled far away) The man tells
Jerry, "I'm not ashamed of my nakedness" to which Jerry replies,
"You should try sitting over here. Because you should be". Jerry
and the naked end up having a great conversation about the New York Mets
and Coney Island, eventually spending the day together at Coney Island.
Meanwhile, Elaine grows agitated when her train breaks down in route to
a lesbian wedding where she is slated to be the best man. Kramer overhears
a hot tip on a horse while on his way to pay $600 in traffic violations.
When he strikes it big at the off-track betting parlor, a mugger steals
the money, only to be foiled by an uncover cop sitting on the subway
Episode 31 (The Pez Dispenser): While attending the piano
recital of George's girlfriend, Jerry places a Tweety Bird pez dispenser
on Elaine's leg, causing her to burst out in laughter. When the girlfriend
finds out that George's friends were responsible for the laugh, she threatens
to break up with George. Kramer suggest that George issue a preemptive
breakup in order to gain "upper hand" in the relationship (Jerry
agrees saying, "a man with no hand is no man at all) Meanwhile, Kramer
has a million dollar idea for a cologne that smells like the beach
Episode 32 (The Suicide): Elaine needs to fast before an
x-ray, so she stuffs herself for three days prior. Following his neighbor
Martin's failed suicide (why'd he quit after he failed? If anything, that's
just one more thing that he's bad at
), Martin's girlfriend Gina
hits on Jerry at the hospital. A psychic warns George to cancel his vacation
to the Cayman Islands, but can never tell George why. He goes crazy wondering
if the plane's going to go down. Jerry becomes worried when Newman (a
friend of Martin's) sees him with Gina. Elaine starts hallucinating from
hunger. In the end, George gives his Cayman Island vacation to Kramer
who encounters nude supermodels on the beach and spends the week with
them
Episode 33 (The Fix-Up): Jerry and Elaine agree to set
up George with one of Elaine's friends. But before the fix-up, they make
a pact to keep each other informed of what they two friends say about
the date. Kramer can his hands on several boxes of condoms and tries to
hand them out to Jerry and George. George takes one and uses it. Jerry
and Elaine keep probing each other for information, but neither one wants
to be the first to tell the other their secrets. When Elaine's friend
is late, and Kramer warns George that the condom was defective, the news
prompts George to declare "My boys can swim!"
Episode 34 (The Boyfriend 1): George and Jerry run into
former Mets first baseman Keith Hernandez in the gym locker room, and
it turns out that Keith is a fan of Jerry's. The two make an appointment
to hang out. Meanwhile, George's unemployment is running out and he's
determined to get a thirteen week extension. He tells the woman in the
unemployment office that he was considered for a position with Vandelay
Industries (they're in latex), and he provides Jerry's apartment as the
address. Kramer and Newman visit Jerry's apartment in an attempt to confront
Keith Hernandez on an incident from several years earlier. The two of
them were heckling the Mets bullpen, and following the game, they made
a sarcastic comment to Keith Hernandez. Immediately afterward, they were
spit on, and they blame Keith. But Jerry outlines his "second-spitter
theory," and Keith later confirms that a teammate was hiding in the
bushes from whence the spit came. Later, Keith asks Jerry about Elaine's
status. Keith makes a date with Elaine and breaks a date with Jerry. This
makes Jerry jealous
Episode 35 (The Boyfriend 2): His Vandelay Industries scheme
exposed as a fraud, George makes a date with the daughter of the woman
in the unemployment office. Kramer and Jerry go to visit a former neighbor's
baby (of "you've got to see the baby" fame). Jerry tells Keith
he thinks their relationship is moving too fast when Keith asks Jerry
to help him move ("going all the way" in a male relationship).
Meanwhile, Elaine and Keith are really hitting it off until he pulls out
a cigarette. When George's date doesn't work out, he promises the woman
at the unemployment office (who's a Mets fan) that he's a personal friend
of Keith Hernandez. Jerry and Elaine both break up with Keith
Episode 36 (The Limo): For fun, Jerry and George tell a
limo driver that they're the passengers he's waiting for (because Jerry
knew the real passenger had missed his flight). The driver tells them
they're going to Madison Square Garden (where George and Jerry believe
the Knicks are playing the Bulls), so they call Elaine and Kramer and
tell them to meet them on a nearby corner. Meanwhile, the driver picks
up two new passengers who reveal their belief that George is the leader
of the Aryan Nation. They expect him to deliver a speech at Madison Square
Garden, which flanked by a mob of protestors
Episode 37 (The Good Samaritan): Jerry tracks down a hit-and-run
driver only to find out that he wants to date her. After dating her, he
finds out she hit another woman he's always wanted to date. He contemplates
turning in the first woman in order to get to the second. Meanwhile, George
has an affair with Elaine's friend, and Mary Hart's voice has a strange
influence on Kramer...
Episode 38 (The Letter): Jerry begins dating a painter
who Kramer ends up posing for. The painting is sold to an elderly couple
who is fascinated with the main subject. Meanwhile, George feels obligated
to buy a painting when he visits the art studio of Jerry's girlfriend.
The girlfriend's father is a top accountant with the Yankees, and he gives
them prime seats for the Yankees-Orioles game. Elaine (who is from Maryland)
attends the game wearing an Orioles hat and refuses to remove it. The
elderly couple with the Kramer painting invites Kramer to dinner. Jerry
hears on television the words that his girlfriend wrote in a letter. After
making a big scene at her last Yankees game, Mr. Lippman (Elaine's boss)
invites Elaine to attend the Yankees game (with owner's box seats courtesy
of the same Yankees accountant) as his guest of honor
Episode 39 (The Parking Space): Kramer lets Jerry know
that their friend Mike called him "a phony". Elaine borrows
Jerry's car, but comes up with a wild story after the car starts making
strange noises. Jerry, George, Kramer, and Mike are getting together to
watch a championship fight, when George tries to back into a parking space
that Mike is trying to pull into. The two have never met each, and the
conflict prompts a protracted debate about parking etiquette that involves
several police officers and the entire street...
Episode 40 (The Keys): Entrusted with the spare keys to
Jerry's apartment, Kramer oversteps his bounds and violates the "covenant
of the keys". Jerry revokes Kramer's spare key privileges, prompting
Kramer's decision to move to Hollywood and pursue an acting career. Jerry
gives his spare keys to Elaine who has entrusted hers with George. When
Jerry needs to get his spare keys, but can't get a hold of Elaine, George
uses his keys to Elaine's apartment to let Jerry in to hunt for his keys.
While there, the two uncover a manuscript for the television show Murphy
Brown that Elaine has been working on. Elaine catches them and revokes
George's spare key privileges. In the closing scene, Kramer lands a part
on Murphy Brown as Murphy's new secretary
Britt Gillette
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